Dialogue

As I explore why new born babies only cry and laugh, I find a no-brainer answer - Hey that’s the only “Language” they know to speak!

Then I ask another no-brainer, “Does a baby in Pakistan, Iraq, US, India, Africa, North pole, South Pole laugh in their respective languages?”

Huh! You must be crazy to ask that ridiculous question! Of course there is no language for laughing and crying!

“So how do they pray to God? I mean they must have to call out Bhagwan, Allah, God or something, else how will the almighty hear them?”

Now that’s nonsensical too! How can you expect babies to call out names of different Gods when they can just laugh and cry? They can’t even say that they need food!

“Oh then babies must be really sad all the time as they are not blessed!”

Are you kidding me? Babies are the most loved most cared ones! Everybody loves them; they can put a smile on a stranger’s face and melt the toughest guy with their innocuous smile and twinkle in their eyes!

“But babies’ brains are the least developed as compared to an adult.”

Oh! Finally you are talking sense! Yes of course, babies’ brains are least developed and they need to learn a million things to become a real grown up intelligent human being! Only then he can learn his real language, earn money to have food, the name of the country he belongs to, which religious deity he needs to pray to, before that he is just a stupid lil fella ahahahhaah, don’t you agree?

“Oh yea, that’s true.”